~by Angus Oblong
1999 Bram Stoker Award Nominee
Wonderfully horrible or horribly wonderful, this book was a... delight?... to read. As the back cover reads: "Your mother never told you these stories. She didn't want to scare you. But Angus Oblong is not your mother." Bordering on offensive, these shocking stories are not for everyone, but if you're not everyone, they're hilarious.
Both horrifying and humorous, these thirteen illustrated stories include: The Debbies; Stupid Betsy; Waldo & Bean; Little Scooter; Happy Happy Happy Happy Sammy!!!; Milo's Disorder; Creepy Susie; Emily, Amputee; Narcoleptic Scottie; Sibling Rivalry...; Rosie's Crazy Mother; Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, and Babette, the Siamese Quadruplets; Dick and Muffy; and Mary Had a Little Chainsaw.